Justin Bieber
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  • BIRTHDAY
    03/02/2012

    Justin Bieber given an 18th birthday gift he is absolutely guaranteed to use.

    But he can afford it! We're working two jobs to pay for our premium access but he gets a pass? Dammit, the common man shouldn't have to pay the premium porn membership fees so that the...
  • NEWS
    01/30/2012

    5 people having a worse Monday than you.

    5. SNL Viewers - Perennial Saturday Night Live headliner Alec Baldwin reportedly spilled the beans that Justin Bieber is slated to host SNL this season, cementing a huge ratings boost in the coveted...
  • NEWS
    12/12/2011

    5 people having a worse Monday than you.

    5. This Family - It's hard to say what's worse: Getting busted for faking your mom's death, or finding out your life means less to your offspring than a few days of Cheetos, sweatpants...
  • SOMEWHAT TOPICAL
    11/03/2011

    A new Belieber!

  • SYMPATHY
    06/22/2011

    Grizzled whoremonger Justin Bieber not a fan of pop star Justin Bieber.

    One of the many lessons we learned from Office Space, aside from the fact that everyone's job is a waking nightmare and that Gary "Lumbergh" Cole can rock a mean pair of suspenders, is...
  • FRIENDSHIP
    04/20/2011

    Annoying Facebook bromance results in best insult ever. (NSFW)

    As we all know, there's nothing wrong with a man having a deep, intimate connection with another man, even if it involves unwatchable Will Smith movies. But perhaps the lesson here is that...
  • WORKPLACE
    04/13/2011

    How to use Justin Bieber and Photoshop to ruin a coworker's day.

    Renowned master of email aggravation David Thorne recently tormented a seemingly random coworker by digitally grafting Justin Bieber's obnoxious grin onto every single image in his stock photo...
  • HEADLINES
    04/05/2011

    The best thing we've seen in 17 years.

    CNN manages to hit a new low — or perhaps high — with this brilliant matching of headline to image. And what better way to mourn the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death than by...
  • MUSIC
    03/10/2011

    Angry, shirtless, horrifically vulgar old man shares his surprisingly informed views on Justin Bieber.

    You'd be hard-pressed to find a human being with less in common than the 16-year-old pop singer he heavily critiques. What is perfectly clear, though, is that he seems to have a disturbingly high...
  • TV
    02/04/2011

    March towards apocalypse continues as Justin Bieber takes over Daily Show hosting duties for Jon Stewart.

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