Lazy
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  • SIGNS
    02/07/2012

    School excels in everything except coming up with acronyms.

    For an academic institution that values "opportunity," this school didn't exactly take one to come up with an acronym that actually works. We're guessing they started printing this...
  • RELIGION
    01/31/2012

    How the 7 deadly sins look when applied to your workday.

    As you can see, the Cardinal Sins would be much less imposing if God was as lazy as the rest of us. On the downside, the movie Se7en would have only been 15 minutes long, and 14 of that would have...
  • LISTS
    12/13/2011

    A to-do list you might actually finish.

    Someone has finally created a list of goals that is almost completely procrastination-proof. Although, to be honest, we'd probably just stop writing after the first one and skip right to the nap.
  • CHRISTMAS SEASON
    12/01/2011

    The laziest lighting job in Christmas history.

    Sometimes extreme apathy can lead to extreme ingenuity. With one simple word and a miniscule fraction of the effort, the guy on the right is expressing the exact same level of Christmas spirit as his...
  • THANKSGIVING
    11/22/2011

    Gratefully lazy.

  • WORKPLACE
    11/07/2011

    Extra leisure time.

  • COLLEGE
    08/23/2011

    Lazy transition.

  • SIGNS
    08/04/2011

    Sign unwittingly stereotypes fat nerds.

    It's a hard-knock sedentary life for any fantasy game aficionado who waddles up to this souvenir stand with his cholesterol-choked heart set on buying commemorative apparel expansive enough to...
  • WORKPLACE
    05/29/2011

    New product lets you take the world's weirdest looking nap.

    If you've always wanted to bring your Snuggie to the office but couldn't bear the incredulous stares it would elicit from your co-workers, try taking a workplace snooze with the Ostrich. It...
  • WORKPLACE
    05/26/2011

    Craigslist ad seeks hard worker to pose as alcoholic for light gardening.

    We have a lot of people on unemployment in this country, but we probably have just as many alcoholics. If each one of those drunks would choose to stay home and get blitzed instead of showing up for...

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