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  • CARTOONS
    yesterday

    What your entire life looks like when you're too picky about who you date.

    Life isn't perfect, people, and neither should your sex/life partner be. Find pleasure in the imperfect, the weird, the "Holy crap, what created you?" It's not about settling,...
  • RELATIONSHIPS
    05/07/2012

    Boyfriend answers romantic note with most unromantic response imaginable.

    This guy took an innocent love note from his girlfriend and turned it into a scene from Whiteboard Sluts 9: Dry-Erase Facials. We can only assume he woke up the next day with "I'm an...
  • VALENTINE'S DAY
    02/09/2012

    6 warning labels every man must read before Valentine's Day.

    A lot of guys go into Valentine's Day with every intention of pulling off a night of perfectly planned romance, only to come out the other side wondering why their significant other is sobbing in...
  • VALENTINE'S DAY
    02/14/2012

    15 delightfully bitter charts and graphs about dating.

    Valentine's Day coming up means we're about to be drowned in a tidal wave of manufactured romantic sentiment. The only life preserver we can offer is this collection of charts and graphs that...
  • VALENTINE'S DAY
    01/10/2012

    Get all your obligatory Valentine's Day gifts at our Someecards Gift Store.

    No matter how deep your love or how healthy your relationship might be, if you screw up Valentine's Day you could completely destroy your relationship or worse, you could both end up dead. Start...
  • COMIC STRIP
    01/04/2012

    How to take major revenge for a minor rejection.

    There's no telling how many Guantanamo detainees are just innocent, harmless 8-year-old girls who fell victim to this classic switcheroo. But if we had to guess, we'd say probably most of...
  • CHRISTMAS SEASON
    12/13/2011

    Cheap love.

  • HOUSE OF LIES
    12/13/2011

    Business merger.

  • RELATIONSHIPS
    12/05/2011

    The most brutally effective method for a woman to fend off an attacker.

    According to everything we learned about relationships from popular '90s-era sitcoms, this is a foolproof plan. Of course, there's always the off-chance it backfires and you end up awkwardly...
  • FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
    12/02/2011

    Sexiest holiday gift.

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