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Overprotective mom and dad leave extremely different goodbye notes.
Redditor mFsCaptcha (whom we assume is "Dylan") says his friend Eric's parents left these messages for the pair, who were about to embark on a road trip to a theme park in Idaho. These...
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MOTHER'S DAY
05/11/2012
10 ridiculously inappropriate Mother's Day promotions.
Take mom to Hooters! It's the perfect way to passive-aggressively spite her for choosing not to breast-feed you just because "we didn't do that in the 70's."A quick look...
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05/10/2012
How to compensate your mom for the grossest thing she ever did for you.
This is long overdue. Screw your flowers. If someone on Craigslist let you destroy her vagina you'd pay her in currency, but you give your own mother some stupid flowers? Cash! Pay your mom what...
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05/10/2012
Perhaps the least-necessary Mother's Day card you could buy.
Hopefully they also have a section called, "Ex-Son-In-Law Who Has Trouble Letting Go." Mother's Day is about obligatory gestures. Once you've spent a year signing notarized...
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05/10/2012
If Time Magazine's new cover was honest.
Take a look at the original, in all its shameless glory.
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05/10/2012
25 moms being horribly embarrassing on Facebook.
This Mother's Day, let your mom know how much you value your relationship with her by unfriending her on Facebook. There's no better way to say, "Mother, I love you more than the whole...
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05/10/2012
How your Mother's Day wishes can go horribly wrong over text message.
Maybe she's just assuming that the message is urgent, since you couldn't possibly be such an awful son that you'd half-ass your Mother's Day obligation with a tossed off text. Or...
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05/10/2012
Time Magazine Mother's Day cover guaranteed to triple your time in therapy.
We've already canceled our Mother's Day brunch rez. No way we're going to be around our Mom if there's a chance we might have to discuss this image. No this is not the accompanying...
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05/08/2012
Liquor store is honest about what your mom needs on Mother's Day.
By that logic, you should also buy her Kleenex because "you're the reason she cries." And you should get her some new office supplies because "you being unable to support yourself...
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05/03/2012
The most humiliating gift a mother could ever give her son.
Congratulations to this mom on screwing with her son's mind even more than he screws his own hand. It's bad enough to find out your mother is disturbingly well-versed in playful euphemisms...
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