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04/09/2012
The most insane real-life overreactions to Facebook activity.
This is why we always go with unsubscribing over defriending. Our renter's insurance clearly states that Facebook induced fires aren't covered.So it's starting to look like having a...
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SOMEWHAT TOPICAL
03/23/2012
Introducing the Geraldo Rivera Brand Hoodless Hooded Sweatshirt.
Geraldo Rivera enraged pretty much everyone in America today by suggesting Treyvon Martin was partly responsible for his own death by wearing a hoodie, which according to Rivera is the...
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FRIDAY THE 13TH
01/13/2012
A perfect Friday the 13th gift to let someone know you may or may not want to murder them.
Do you ever find yourself thinking "I like my shower curtain but it just doesn't feel enough like someone was stabbed to death in here"? Of course you do. Well, Spinning Hat has the...
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MURDERERS
01/05/2012
Casey Anthony releases YouTube video that's dangerously boring to innocent children.
You adopted a dog? Come on, that's not what we want to see from our wrongly acquitted killers. OJ held up some dudes at gunpoint in Vegas for some old sports jerseys after he got off. Also,...
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WORKPLACE
12/05/2011
What your desk at work will tragically look like one day.
This is how most of us figure we'll end up someday: A slow, agonizing death by way of a lethal combination of frustration, stress, exposure to Top 40 radio from the cubicle next door, and eye...
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NOTES
10/19/2011
Server thanks customers by passive-aggressively threatening to murder them.
At first glance, this seems like your typical, everyday case of a disgruntled waiter or waitress making a passive-aggressive death threat toward a table of loud, cheap assholes. But maybe not. Maybe...
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NEWS
10/17/2011
The most redundant murder story ever to make the evening news.
When will people realize that being killed can be fatal? Who cares if it's fun or trendy or gives you a stronger orgasm, getting killed is deadly. Talk to your kids about the dangers of being...
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HEADLINES
10/05/2011
The strangest headline about a man dressing up as a bear to kill his ex-girlfriend you'll see all day.
We hear a lot of murder plots throughout the day (send yours in to our submissions box!), but it's rare when we hear one that instantly brings two words to mind: Can't. Fail. Sure it's...
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CONFESSION
04/23/2011
What not to get tattooed on your body when you've gotten away with murder.
We're no experts on how to get away with murder, but we're pretty sure one of the first rules is not drawing an elaborate illustration of that murder on your upper body in permanent ink....
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