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  • HAPPY PLACE ORIGINAL
    05/07/2012

    What socially awkward people are pretending to text during parties.

    We all do it, and we know no one's buying it. It's time for all the ridiculously awkward people who are pretending to text at parties to exchange numbers and start texting each other. It...
  • APPAREL
    03/29/2012

    A fashion statement that lets the world know you eat food off your genitals.

    This is one way to streamline your picnic experience. Or you could do like we do and feign terminal illness when there is even the remote possibility that we might be invited to a picnic. But if you...
  • PRESIDENTS DAY
    02/16/2012

    The most hilariously perverted way to celebrate Presidents Day this Monday.

    Good news for Chris Ballew, lead singer of 90's band The Presidents of the United States Of America, it looks like you can get in! Slogan idea: "The Presidental Sex Party: Where...
  • MLK DAY
    01/16/2012

    A special new ridiculously misguided observance of Martin Luther King Day.

    Either this was the comporomise after someone suggested declaring it "Black Day," or this is just another example of how messy things can get when a holiday falls on the same date as...
  • CHRISTMAS SEASON
    12/05/2011

    10 Christmas sweaters that could ruin Christmas.

    1) Baby Jesus at Occupy Bethlehem SweaterIt used to be the hideous Christmas sweater was only offensive to one's sense of fashion. These sweaters go way beyond tacky design to offend one's...
  • BUD LIGHT HUDDLE
    11/28/2011

    Prioritizing football.

  • HALLOWEEN
    10/31/2011

    Booze mask.

  • HALLOWEEN
    10/30/2011

    Glamour rags.

  • COMIC STRIP
    10/06/2011

    Awkward bathroom situation averted in most horrifying way possible.

    <CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE>Cringe all you want, but if it comes down to the safety of a house full of vague acquaintances you'd never even miss or watching helplessly from the bathroom...
  • NOTES
    07/06/2011

    The worst possible way to keep police from busting your party.

    The only way this note would work on a police officer is if it was being read aloud to him by Obi-Wan Kenobi. If these guys were really clever, they would have posted this sign and then held the...

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