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ELECTION 2012
02/27/2012
The winner for Best Sexual Innuendo-Laden Rick Santorum Headline of the Year.
Someone find Angelina Jolie and/or her right leg: we're ready to give this headline an award. There's no way anything between now and when Santorum inevitably loses the race that could...
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ELECTION 2012
02/21/2012
What Rick Santorum's Gmail inbox looks like.
We can't tell you what's going on in that brain behind Rick Santorum's "eighth-grader on Picture Day" haircut, but thanks to These Fries Are Good, we can tell you what's...
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ELECTION 2012
02/06/2012
Romney campaign photo accidentally tells the truth about Mitt Romney.
Unless someone manages to get a shot of Rick Santorum holding up a frothy jar of lube and fecal matter, this is hands-down the most embarrassingly appropriate image of a presidential candidate...
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ELECTION 2012
02/01/2012
A compilation of ridiculous lip readings from all of this year's ridiculous presidential candidates.
It's been a long, extremely dull road to November 2012, which is even more depressing when you remember it's only February. Thankfully, we have the hard-working folks at Bad Lip-Reading to...
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01/20/2012
WINNER CHOSEN: Check out our favorite smart-ass response to a tweet from Rick Perry!
It's time once again for the results of our #celebreply contest! This week's target was a former Republican candidate who quit while he was way, way behind. We got some good responses, and...
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ELECTION 2012
01/11/2012
11 refreshingly honest charts and graphs about election season.
Election season is full of charts, graphs and polls that break down every single facet of the political process — and most of them are totally meaningless. These, on the other other hand, offer...
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ELECTION 2012
01/06/2012
Introducing the Rick Santorum Fashion Catalog.
We've been wondering where Rick Santorum shops to get that signature, "closeted youth minister" look. Then we received this catalog at the Happy Place offices, and discovered the go-to...
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ELECTION 2012
01/05/2012
Yearbook photo of Rick Santorum reveals his Superbad past.
Judging from the looks of his yearbook photo, we're willing to bet Republican presidential candidate Rick "Sideburns" Santorum had a pretty similar high school experience to another...
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ELECTION 2012
01/05/2012
Watch the real reason Rick Santorum didn't win the Iowa caucus.
Many people were surprised when ultra-Christian also-ran Rick "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter" Santorum came out of nowhere to take second place in the Iowa caucuses. But they'd be...
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ELECTION 2012
12/14/2011
Fox News flub makes Romney way more electable.
Of course, this could have been completely unintentional. We get those two guys mixed up all the time. We're always like, "Barack Obama, he's the wing-haired Mormon with the rich parents...
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