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The most convincing sales pitch for condoms in the history of procreation.
We're sold. The only way this could be more convincing is if the Huggies were replaced by a TV streaming Maury on a loop.
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SEX
05/18/2012
Bizarre poster debunks one of the lesser-known myths about sexually transmitted disease.
Well, that depends on what's being hidden and inside which part of the body. And of course, how many other partners the seeker has "sought" before seeking you. This was apparently a...
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RELATIONSHIPS
05/07/2012
Boyfriend answers romantic note with most unromantic response imaginable.
This guy took an innocent love note from his girlfriend and turned it into a scene from Whiteboard Sluts 9: Dry-Erase Facials. We can only assume he woke up the next day with "I'm an...
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LISTS
05/03/2012
More uncomfortably sexual company logos.
A logo is the graphic representation of a brand, but for these companies, "graphic" is an understatement. It's actually pretty remarkable how many of these unsubtle innuendos slipped...
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TAKE KIDS TO WORK
04/26/2012
The 10 most inappropriate jobs to bring children to.
10. Powerline technician. "I know it's scary up here Samantha but don't worry, the electricity will kill you before the fall does." 9. Bunny Ranch prostitute. "Do you...
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NERDDOM
04/16/2012
10 photos of guys who get laid even less often than you do.
Sure, a flesh and blood girlfriend would be nice, but you can't fold them up and keep them in your Trapper Keeper.We salute the people in these photos for their shameless embrace of their own...
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EASTER
04/06/2012
15 of the most inappropriate things ever done with marshmallow Peeps.
Taking the stage now, gentlepeeps, get your weird, marshmallow dollars out for Bunny!The marshmallow Peep is as much a symbol of Easter as the bonnet or the dyed egg or the family of four driving...
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04/05/2012
The most offensively sexist car ad we've ever been completely turned on by.
This ad for the Scion iQ is crass, tasteless, and completely disgusting. We should know — we've been watching it on a loop since breakfast. All we've learned about the car is that it...
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COLLEGE
04/05/2012
College sex survey is more confused about sexuality than you are.
So wait, do you check this box if you're Chinese, or if you prefer sex with Chinese women? Or men? Or both? Forget it, we're just going to keep things simple and check...
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04/05/2012
How to make oral sex the most delicious meal of the day (SFW).
Ironically, people who have tried our homemade chili says it tastes just like vagina. This product might come in handy for some, but we've personally never minded the taste. We just can't get...
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