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05/16/2012
The most awkward conceivable way to declare you need a tan.
It's Tanning Mom's fault. She showed up on the scene, flaunting the way her magical skin resembles the craggy bark of an oak tree and suddenly we're all terrified that we're too pale....
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05/14/2012
Reporter's skirt adjustment nearly turns news clip into porn clip.
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04/30/2012
The all-time worst possible location for a meth lab.
So the next time you use the line, "You must have a meth lab in your pants based on all the toothless guys coming in and out," just know that it might be the truth. Pay close attention to...
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04/18/2012
Man sets record for performing the most live news videobombs in a single minute.
Thanks to the chance encounter with a news crew, this man, who had probably come into the bar to try and drink away his doubts about whether he'd ever find a purpose in life, suddenly discovered...
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04/11/2012
Criminal responsible for 11 felonies in one night has better time-management skills than you ever will.
This man just beat Grand Theft Auto on expert! Trying to figure out when to schedule a haircut is enough to make us feel over-extended. This guy squeezed it in between 11 felonies and an...
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04/11/2012
Anderson Cooper completely loses control of himself on live TV.
The giggles begin at 1:38.Remember when he was telling off congress members on air for not doing enough for New Orleans? We want to watch that clip and this one side-by-side. Who knew when he...
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04/10/2012
Woman's live account of apartment fire seconds away from being next overblown Web sensation.
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03/27/2012
Morning show hosts get profane reminder of why you shouldn't surprise people with cash on live TV.
It's 7:36 in the morning for God's sake. If you throw ten grand at someone before they've had their coffee you're going to get that reaction. Hell, you deserve that reaction just for...
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03/24/2012
Live news broadcast gets identity of famous singer deliciously wrong.
Is there really all that much of a difference? Except we can assume the real Meat Loaf showed up covered in even more gravy. Clearly no one cares. We all just want to get to the segment about the...
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02/29/2012
Another perfect demonstration of how not to react when you accidentally end up on live TV.
Apparently this is a more common problem than we thought. Here's another TV news intern who suddenly finds himself caught on camera, silently retreating from view like a very awkward ninja....
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