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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/15/2012
How Valentine's Day role-playing got two people arrested.
You know your Valentine's Day plans are a little on the kinky side when the handcuffs you end up in are a less extreme method of confinement than what you were wearing. Sure this seems like an...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/15/2012
The least neighborly way to respond to loud Valentine's Day sex.
The pressure to perform on Valentine's Day is really high, okay? If it ends up being not so great, or not happening at all, your love is officially declared a lie by America and all the ships at...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/15/2012
The most tellingly accurate post-Valentine's Day photo ever taken.
Nothing says "it's February 15th" like a condom aisle that appears to have been ransacked by a Viking horde. We'd assume this means everyone had a good Valentine's Day, but...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/15/2012
The perfect image of post-Valentine's Day heartbreak.
As we wake from our chocolate and lingerie slumber, there's a lot of work to be done. It's time to mop up the discarded blood and tissue from all the hearts that were broken last night. This...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
The manliest bouquet of roses ever created.
When you order this "Steak Bouquet" from Quality Standard Beef and Lamb in Gloucestershire, England, roses are most definitely red — or at least a little pink in the center. Unless...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
Rally cry for those spending Valentine's Day sobbing into a bottle of whiskey.
There are some products that don't need any advertisiing, and of those products, alcohol gets you the drunkest. It's also the one that helps you forget you're alone the most, except for...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
The only Valentine's Day card that will hold up in a court of law.
Look, if someone fails to fulfill their duties as Valentine you should be able to take them into court and absolutely destroy them financially. Now you can, with this legally binding Valentine's...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
The most creative and only slightly creepy Valentine's Day idea we've seen today.
We guess this is the modern equivalent of carving your initials together in a little heart? Or carving "Don't read my girlfriend's initials!" in a little heart? Also,...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
Confess your crush on your nerdiest friend with a Game Of Thrones Valentine's Day card.
These Game of Thrones-themed Valentine's Day cards add an unprecedented level of cuteness to a show whose primary themes include incest, prostitution, and murder. They're perfect for...
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VALENTINE'S DAY
02/14/2012
Perfect last-minute Valentine's Day plan for women into hardcore sex with SpongeBob fans.
Maybe you've been too busy to go out and find yourself a man because you run a Fortune 500 company and that doesn't leave a lot of time to hit the bars. Or maybe you've just been...
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