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Brendan McLaughlin 04/24/2012

Once you try to scan a form for a 5th time and it still doesn't work, it's like, "Eh, fuck it. I'll pay for the operation out of my pocket."
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Brendan McLaughlin 03/27/2012

"If that's movin' up then IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm -- jerkin' off." - Billy Joel giving himself an excuse to jerk off
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Brendan McLaughlin 03/17/2012

At least the video of Jason Russell jerking off isn't 29 minutes long.
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Brendan McLaughlin 02/27/2012

I find Mitt Romney's inability to relate to people oddly relatable.
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Brendan McLaughlin 02/21/2012

If you watch "Tower Heist" in HD, you can see all of the actors' regret.
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Brendan McLaughlin 01/31/2012

Newt is being sued for using "Eye Of The Tiger" at campaign events. Weird that he used a song written about a character who ran up steps.
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Brendan McLaughlin 01/26/2012

Newt wants to explore space in case Earth gets cancer.
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Brendan McLaughlin 01/18/2012

I thought Wikipedia's way of punishing us was making us look at their staff.
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Brendan McLaughlin 12/21/2011

Matt Damon has slammed Obama for getting people's hopes up and not delivering. That's ironic coming from the star of a Cameron Crowe movie.
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Brendan McLaughlin 11/10/2011

It ends up the third thing Rick Perry wanted to cut from the government was himself.
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Brendan McLaughlin 10/27/2011

Coldplay isn't putting their new album on Spotify, because even they would be embarrassed if it showed up in their Facebook feed.
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Brendan McLaughlin 10/21/2011

"This is what virginity sounds like!" RT @nycgo Free in NYC: cider demonstration at the Union Square Greenmarket as part of Cider Week.
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Brendan McLaughlin 09/13/2011

"Hi this is Ryan Reynolds. I heard you were ruining something and I'd love to be a part of it." -voicemail for producer of Point Break remake
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Brendan McLaughlin 07/21/2011

"The people forced to watch this on a plane are gonna love this." - Gerard Butler psyching himself up for a take
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Brendan McLaughlin 07/20/2011

I'm brainstorming a comic book villain based on Ryan Reynolds who destroys superheroes by playing them.
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