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Joe Mande 04/30/2012

The Blob. RT @WhiteCastle : If White Castle were a Superhero, who would we be?
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Joe Mande 04/18/2012

To protest the Mormon practice of baptizing dead Jews, I've begun circumcising unsuspecting living Mormons.
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Joe Mande 04/10/2012

It's Rick Santorum's choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development.
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Joe Mande 04/06/2012

Go fuck yourself. RT @SarahPalinUSA : Happy Passover
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Joe Mande 03/15/2012

My toilet's clogged! PLEASE HELP! RT @Joe4Congress12 : Politicians play"politics"@ the American ppls expense.Hire me to go to work for you.
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Joe Mande 03/14/2012

you're 37 years old. RT @RyanSeacrest : where's everyone going for spring break?
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Joe Mande 03/02/2012

Pssst...you're 49 years old. RT @MrTommyLand : http://t.co/kt7Rrbmh
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Joe Mande 03/01/2012

Andrew Breitbart was an inspiration to anyone obsessed with obtaining and leaking dickpics belonging to sad Jewish congressmen. #RIP
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Joe Mande 02/14/2012

You draw dicks on people's faces for $. RT @PerezHilton : Life is hard. Life is not perfect. But life is good! And I'm making the most of it!
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Joe Mande 02/01/2012

#3wordsThatWomenHate Hooters Still Exists. RT @Hooters : #3wordsThatWomenHate What's Your Number
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Joe Mande 01/24/2012

'Real Steel' is only nominated for ONE Oscar?!?!
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Joe Mande 01/05/2012

...in a pie-eating contest. RT @newtgingrich : First you win the argument, then you win the vote. I'm the one candidate who can beat Obama.
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Joe Mande 11/23/2011

You don't talk enough about the threat of your sexual attacks. RT @THEHermanCain : We don't talk enough about the threat of cyber attacks
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Joe Mande 10/27/2011

Remember when Will.i.am punched you in the face? RT @PerezHilton : Perez flashback! Remember that time Aubrey O'Day called Hitler brilliant?
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Joe Mande 10/20/2011

OMG PLEASE SAY PIZZA PARTY! RT @THEHermanCain : Gaddafi is gone, that's good. Now the question is: What's next?
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Joe Mande 10/19/2011

And tweet at yourself, apparently. RT @tonyrobbins : @tonyrobbins The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others
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Joe Mande 10/11/2011

Why do you hate when wives get cancer? RT @newtgingrich : Looking forward to the debate tonight. But today I'm taking questions from you.
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Joe Mande 10/05/2011

My iPhone just dropped a call, but maybe it was just having a moment of silence.
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Joe Mande 09/30/2011

Utah. RT @OrrinHatch : I want to hear from you! Please let me know what you would cut from the Federal Gov't.
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Joe Mande 09/16/2011

Must love 'Must Love Dogs.' - John Cusack looking for a roommate.
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Joe Mande 09/12/2011

"Let's plug it out, bitch." - Jeremy Piven to his hair transplanter
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Joe Mande 09/11/2011

Hard 2 believe ur still a senator after u got caught w/prostitutes wearing diapers. RT @davidvitter : Hard 2 believe 10 yrs passed since 9/11
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Joe Mande 08/27/2011

THANKS JARED LETO. RT @jaredleto : IF YOUR ARE IN THE PATH OF HURRICANE IRENE PLEASE BE SAFE. THINGS CAN TURN DEADLY FAST.
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Joe Mande 08/23/2011

Next season on Celebrity Apprentice. RT @realDonaldTrump : As bad as Qaddafi was---what comes next in Libya will be worse---just watch.
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Joe Mande 08/23/2011

I wish 'Glee Project' was a show about people in the projects being forced to watch 'Glee.'
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