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The Sklar Brothers 05/13/2012

Happy Mothers Day Bruce Jenner. #frostedtips
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The Sklar Brothers 02/07/2012

The heaviest baby ever at 15.5 lbs was born in China. After hours of painful labor the mother was quoted as saying "Thank God it's a boy"
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The Sklar Brothers 10/17/2011

Exec 1: So when should we release "The Ides Of March"? Exec 2: We've only got one choice -- mid October.
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The Sklar Brothers 04/20/2011

Kevin McHale calling the Mavs Blazers game, sounds whiter than Reggie Miller.
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The Sklar Brothers 03/18/2011

Sandra Bullock just gave $1 mil. 2 help those affected by the Tsunami in Japan. Jesse James just sent a drink 2 a woman w/ vampire teeth
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The Sklar Brothers 03/09/2011

Tiki Barber coming back to the NFL. Just in time for the lockout. If only he had a twin on the inside who could've warned him about this.
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The Sklar Brothers 02/11/2011

Charlie Sheen telling you to stay of crack is like crack telling you to stay off crack.
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The Sklar Brothers 01/25/2011

Neil Diamond turns 70 today. He's finally old enough to enjoy his own music.
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The Sklar Brothers 01/23/2011

Sports reminds me how much I hate commercials. #sklarbrocountry
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The Sklar Brothers 01/20/2011

If Venus Williams tennis dress were any higher, it'd be on tour with the Black Crowes. http://say.ly/rzz6VG
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The Sklar Brothers 01/13/2011

Wonder if when Peter Fonda found the dead body in the car this morning, he said to it, "I know what it feels to be dead."
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The Sklar Brothers 01/12/2011

Nice to see Ron Jeremy still working. He's like the Betty White of porn.
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The Sklar Brothers 01/10/2011

Making the Great Gatsby 3-D is like giving an 86 year old woman a boob job.
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