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Steve Huff 02/01/2012

Twitter has me trained. The moment other peoples' faces turn red I know I've spoken more than 140 characters.
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Steve Huff 01/26/2012

A decade from now in the DSM VI I am pretty sure "Reading TMZ-related Shame Disorder" will be a thing.
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Steve Huff 01/13/2012

Pretty sure the unluckiest thing about Friday the 13th is having people point out it's Friday the 13th all day.
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Steve Huff 01/03/2012

I'm already feeling bad for Iowa when it wakes up tomorrow to realize the national media has completely forgotten its existence again.
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Steve Huff 12/14/2011

TIME's Person of the Year is The Protester. OCCUPY TIME. #OCCUPY
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Steve Huff 11/16/2011

I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating.
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Steve Huff 10/20/2011

And with the fall of Moammar Gadhafi, the world loses its last known Hitler in late-life Michael Jackson clothing.
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Steve Huff 08/15/2011

One day nursing homes will be full of ex-Juggalos trying to remember what their tattoos mean.
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Steve Huff 08/09/2011

"So, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is available for comment on the drop in the Dow, right?" #ThingsNewsProducersSay
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Steve Huff 08/08/2011

Today isn't too bad for a Monday as long as we ignore almost every single fucking thing that's happening in the world.
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Steve Huff 08/01/2011

G+ horror story: guy wonders about creepy "limited" msgs from a relative stranger in his circles. Realizes THEY ARE 'LIMITED' TO HIM.
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Steve Huff 07/11/2011

Wondering if Google+ will be the quickest I've ever gone from "hey, this is interesting," to "I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM."
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Steve Huff 07/06/2011

Every time a CNN anchor says, "how Hollywood celebrities are reacting to the case," Satan lets William Randolph Hearst have some pudding.
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Steve Huff 06/17/2011

Actually shutting the hell up in there. #GreatFathersDayGifts
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Steve Huff 06/06/2011

"Ballmer? I hardly know her!" - Things people say right before they're murdered by Steve Ballmer
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Steve Huff 06/02/2011

Staring at the email inbox thinking, "whole lotta people in there who actually think I care.'
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Steve Huff 05/27/2011

It's cute how the media says "Sarah Palin knows how to steal the spotlight" when they mean "we sure know how to give Palin the spotlight."
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Steve Huff 05/18/2011

One of our local weather guys laughs like his only other choice outside laughing would be to kill you.
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Steve Huff 03/23/2011

If you habitually post on Twitter or Facebook about how you love your life, chances are 90% of the people reading the update hate your life.
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Steve Huff 03/17/2011

Somewhere today someone wore a jaunty leprechaun hat into work and then got handed a pink slip. DRINK UP.
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Steve Huff 03/11/2011

Starting to think when some celebrities send their thoughts out to whatever bad thing happened, those thoughts just stay gone.
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Steve Huff 03/03/2011

I Guess You Think You're Funny, Huh? #AlcoholicDadGameShows
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Steve Huff 02/23/2011

Families with more than two children will have to sacrifice a child for unlimited 3G. #darkiPad2predictions
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Steve Huff 02/17/2011

Straightdar. #okaysuperpowers
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Steve Huff 02/11/2011

Those people in Tahrir Square need to shut up or we'll never hear Slash's guitar solo. #Egypt
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