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Nikki Walter 03/12/2012

The one where he drove his car into a house. RT @billyjoel If you could go back in time, which Billy Joel performance would you watch?
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Nikki Walter 03/12/2012

The one where he drove his car into a house. RT @billyjoel If you could go back in time, which Billy Joel performance would you watch?
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Nikki Walter 02/15/2012

The next attractive guy you see into the nearest men's room? RT @RickSantorum I'm ready to lead.
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Nikki Walter 02/03/2012

Super excited to see Mickey Rourke perform during the half-time show!
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Nikki Walter 01/11/2012

We finally have something in common! RT @50cent I put a lot in to this project but I don't care if it ever comes out.
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Nikki Walter 12/04/2011

Tell him George Lopez forgot his notebook there. RT @carlosmencia What would you do to get Carlos Mencia at your house?
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Nikki Walter 11/22/2011

Trying to come up with a cool Thanksgiving rap, but rhyming anything with "Dickish English chodes who couldn't feed themselves" is way hard.
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Nikki Walter 11/15/2011

Your act, and this joke format, should do the same. RT @denisleary Tony LaRussa's hair should call the bullpen and ask to speak to 1987.
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Nikki Walter 10/13/2011

It'd be cool if the remaining members of Grateful Dead and Phish created a compilation for adults struggling to ween themselves off Ambien.
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Nikki Walter 10/05/2011

And yet the man who invented Windows 7 gets to continue living.
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Nikki Walter 10/01/2011

Including both the "i" and an asterisk in the word "shit"? RT @Tyrese The craziest shi*t I've ever done!!
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Nikki Walter 09/12/2011

This is the exact premise of Clueless. RT @Tyrese Got a lot on my mind.. I'm gonna go shopping before the mall close..
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Nikki Walter 08/24/2011

So is blatant joke theft. RT @carlosmencia Yamaha parties are ridiculous.
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Nikki Walter 08/04/2011

Is it gangsta to lie about being shot 9 times to boost your street cred? RT @50Cent don't die over a damn burger that ain't gangsta.
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Nikki Walter 07/18/2011

The best thing about Nelson Mandela is that he never used the internet to complain about Mondays.
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