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William K. Wolfrum 05/08/2012

Breaking: Mitt Romney announces he has never massaged John Travolta, contrary to his NYT piece "I Massaged the Hell Out of John Travolta"
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William K. Wolfrum 01/09/2012

Mitt Romney is proof that good-looking white men who were born rich & with political contacts can still make it in America.
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William K. Wolfrum 12/12/2011

Say what you will, but Mitt Romney is really laying the groundwork for the next three times he runs for office and loses.
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William K. Wolfrum 12/02/2011

Nuking China - immediately, or wait a month or two? #donaldtrumpdebatequestions
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William K. Wolfrum 11/28/2011

The best way to get Newt Gingrich to drop out of the race for the GOP nomination is to tell him America has cancer.
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William K. Wolfrum 10/20/2011

Libya's next dictator will be fine. No way they get two bad ones in a row.
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William K. Wolfrum 10/18/2011

I warned you all that nothing good could come from allowing Shia LaBeouf to leave the U.S.
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William K. Wolfrum 10/17/2011

All I knead. #HermanCainPizzaJams
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William K. Wolfrum 09/30/2011

The frothy mix of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex announces defamation of character lawsuit vs. Rick Santorum
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William K. Wolfrum 09/26/2011

I rocked down to Electric Avenue. I took it higher. I continue to await further instructions.
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William K. Wolfrum 08/10/2011

Once you get into heaven, are you in? I mean, can you just be a big dick in heaven if you want? Asking for a friend.
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William K. Wolfrum 08/08/2011

Breaking: John McCain announces he will suspend his 2008 Presidential Campiagn so he can focus on fixing the economy.
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