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Alex Blagg yesterday

I bet a chronological list of everything I've "liked" on the Internet would read like a short story about a man falling apart.
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Alex Blagg 05/08/2012

Did we ever get word on whether or not Hammer ended up hurting those people?
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Alex Blagg 05/07/2012

Nothing will ever be as cool as guys over 30 riding skateboards think they are.
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Alex Blagg 04/25/2012

A message to this year's graduating class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Alex Blagg 04/13/2012

Writer's Block is a really pretentious way to say "the Internet".
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Alex Blagg 04/02/2012

Solved all the AMC secrets & mysteries tonight. Betty Draper ate Rosie Larson.
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Alex Blagg 02/03/2012

I'm essentially a child in the body of a man most people would feel uncomfortable having around children.
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Alex Blagg 02/01/2012

"Nevermind I'll buy something like youuuu." -- me dramatically deciding not to purchase the expensive name brand cereal at a grocery store
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Alex Blagg 01/18/2012

"I could have foiled Mark Wahlberg's plan to stop 9/11." -- Alan Rickman, a few minutes ago
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Alex Blagg 01/05/2012

Let's go ahead and just rename the entire Internet "Shit Everyone Says".
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Alex Blagg 01/03/2012

No idea whether or not I've already broken my New Years resolution to be more self-aware.
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Alex Blagg 10/27/2011

I'm not sure what Siri-porn would actually be, but I'm certain it already exists.
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Alex Blagg 09/01/2011

The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time.
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