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Richard Hoale 04/24/2012

Me "working from home" means some client will be billed several $100s for me to watch Asian women make BMs on each other.
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Richard Hoale 04/23/2012

I hate not looking at some sort of screen.
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Richard Hoale 03/22/2012

I think we're all still trying to process a semi-retarded hard-partyer like The Situation being in rehab.
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Richard Hoale 02/27/2012

Anybody know what that creepy thing Angelina Jolie's leg was attached to?
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Richard Hoale 02/13/2012

Someone deserved to die for the movie "The Bodyguard" but it didn't necessarily have to be Whitney Houston.
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Richard Hoale 02/03/2012

I'm still in shock over Steve saying he "doesn't feel like being at work today"
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Richard Hoale 01/30/2012

The crap I'm gonna take after this huevos rancheros is so big I'm taking prenatal vitamins.
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Richard Hoale 01/20/2012

You usually don't want your child's teacher to be on cocaine but if she is it shouldn't be cut with a bunch of crap.
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Richard Hoale 01/19/2012

Luckily for Rick Perry supporters there are plenty of other retarded racist candidates to choose from.
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Richard Hoale 01/09/2012

Is deep insecurity, crippling anxiety & a complete inability to maintain an erection sexy yet?
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Richard Hoale 01/06/2012

The moon. Now there's a fairly useless ball of crap.
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Richard Hoale 01/03/2012

There's something kind of gay about the movie "Horse-Hung Honchos"
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Hugh Jass 12/13/2011

This video game I'm playing at work is making me kind of anxious so I'm going home sick.
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Hugh Jass 12/06/2011

I'd rather be homeless than go camping.
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Hugh Jass 11/30/2011

If you can look past his words & actions Newt Gingrich would make a fine president.
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Hugh Jass 11/23/2011

FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work.
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Hugh Jass 10/31/2011

Apparently Kim Kardashian realized that she was married to someone who would marry Kim Kardashian.
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Hugh Jass 10/20/2011

Just took one of those cathartic 2 belt-notch craps you read about after which I cried.
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Hugh Jass 10/17/2011

Steve doesn't think a need for constant validation qualifies me for "food for the needy." I hope he doesn't hate me.
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Hugh Jass 10/14/2011

A guy spilled beer on me at lunch so now everyone in the office thinks I'm an alcoholic which I am.
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Gabriel Marcus 09/21/2011

Even the best ideas like backpacking in Iran can sometimes go south.
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Gabriel Marcus 06/27/2011

My balls were nominated for a sag award again.
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Gabriel Marcus 06/22/2011

I'm not one to brag but I've been told I have "rest stop good looks"
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Gabriel Marcus 06/21/2011

This "environmentally conscious" guy at work was nagging me over my habit of printing all emails so I sexually assaulted him.
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Gabriel Marcus 06/09/2011

When my shrink told me I was bipolar I said "like a magnet?" We both had a good laugh until I strangled him.
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