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All Hail Jerry Renek 03/12/2012

Went to Starbucks and got screenplay on my shoes.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 03/01/2012

Any chance right wing idiots also die in threes?
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All Hail Jerry Renek 02/01/2012

Is zero a good number of leather vests?
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All Hail Jerry Renek 01/24/2012

Jesus, I am beat. Let's invent another deity whose birthday we can celebrate in the next week or so. Can I get an Amen?
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All Hail Jerry Renek 12/05/2011

Humanity will survive the zombie apocalypse by building a 100 mile square fortress made of zombie apocalypse screenplays.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 10/18/2011

George W. Bush is almost done reading The Pet Goat.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 09/28/2011

Every generation gets the nip slip it deserves.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 07/27/2011

How many American Apparel models to a kilogram?
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All Hail Jerry Renek 05/04/2011

The Price Is Right definitely needs more bukkake.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 04/07/2011

I'm assuming that Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan is okay for a baby name.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 03/21/2011

If your Monday seems especially terrible, you may borrow my mantra: "At least I'm not in a Mike And The Mechanics tribute band."
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All Hail Jerry Renek 03/15/2011

Day 456 of me being glad I'm not married to Rip Torn.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 03/14/2011

I forget many of my best ideas in the process of congratulating myself on having those ideas.
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All Hail Jerry Renek 02/10/2011

Phyllis Diller's Donkey Punch Shindig IV #seniorporntitles
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All Hail Jerry Renek 02/10/2011

What's a more romantic Valentine's motherboard for my wife: the Asus Maximus III Extreme or the Intel DP55SB Extreme?
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All Hail Jerry Renek 02/08/2011

"If This Van's A-Rockin, I'm Probably Auditing Myself" #scientologybumperstickers
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