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Jessi Klein 03/27/2012

Just tried to reenact the zou bisou bisou dance to get a free drink at Blimpies. No dice. The world is bullshit.
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Jessi Klein 02/06/2012

I like to imagine that the Uggs people sent Tom Brady some kind of condolence Ugg package today that he angrily tossed without opening.
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Jessi Klein 01/25/2012

Gingrich looks like both the evil guy who strokes a fat mean cat and the fat mean cat he is stroking.
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Jessi Klein 01/12/2012

Just waiting for a new chain of tapas restaurants where the hook is that it's tapas but the servings are huge & u don't share. #america
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Jessi Klein 01/05/2012

Anyone else think Michele Bachmann is making it rain at Anne Taylor Loft right now? #retailtherapy
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Jessi Klein 10/24/2011

Any time that Mick Jagger's not getting a blowjob, he always looks a little shocked he's not getting a blowjob.
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Jessi Klein 10/19/2011

Is it just me or do Romney and Perry look exactly alike? Like Winklevoss twins but older and shittier and hairsprayier.
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Jessi Klein 08/25/2011

If u wanna know who worst man in world is it's guy at starbux who just loudly repeated "skinny latte, no onions no mayo" to barista twice.
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Jessi Klein 03/31/2011

There's nothing sadder than getting a half decent fortune cookie fortune and saving it to tape to your fridge.
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