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Josh Comers 04/12/2012

The most disturbing sentences always start with, "In Florida..."
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Josh Comers 04/03/2012

This morning, Sarah Palin used the term "lamestream media" while co-hosting the edgy, anti-establishment program that is the Today Show.
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Josh Comers 03/23/2012

Just asked guy at coffee shop to watch my desperation while I used the bathroom.
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Josh Comers 02/16/2012

When life gives you cliches, tweet them with slight changes in the wording for comedic effect.
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Josh Comers 02/03/2012

I remember my father sitting me down to tell me wresting was fake just as my mother snuck up and hit me with a steel chair.
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Josh Comers 01/31/2012

Well, I guess nobody's going to wish me a happy birthday on a day that's not my birthday.
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Josh Comers 01/05/2012

Don't know how you guys felt about Casey Anthony's first video diary, but I thought she knocked it out of the park!
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Josh Comers 11/10/2011

Shit like no one is listening.
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Josh Comers 11/09/2011

They should get John Travolta to host the Oscars. That guy loves rehearsing.
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Josh Comers 10/24/2011

I have a secret list of people who've "borrowed" pens from me and never returned them.
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Josh Comers 09/09/2011

I still rehearse what I'll say if I ever run into my 3rd grade bully, but deep down, I know I'll just run.
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Josh Comers 07/28/2011

How successful do you have to get before you stop wishing everyone else would fail?
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Josh Comers 07/22/2011

Can I talk to strangers yet? #SoLonely
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Josh Comers 07/18/2011

Life is just waiting for whatever I'm doing to be over.
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Josh Comers 07/14/2011

Still haven't been invited to Facebook.
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Josh Comers 06/13/2011

Just asked a pregnant lady if she was fat.
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Josh Comers 06/08/2011

My cry for help is just a cry for help.
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Josh Comers 05/31/2011

I bet George Wendt's web browser has a lot of open tabs.
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Josh Comers 05/02/2011

You know a few al Qaeda members are thinking, "3 day weekend!"
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Josh Comers 05/02/2011

"What else is on?" -George W. to Laura
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Josh Comers 02/02/2011

I called it. I said Mubarak wouldn't last more than 30 years.
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Josh Comers 01/20/2011

Sometimes I can't decide if I should also post my tweet as a Facebook status update then I remember my grandfather fought in WW2.
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Josh Comers 01/13/2011

I do most of my thinking when someone is talking to me.
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Josh Comers 01/05/2011

I wish this year would end already.
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Josh Comers 12/15/2010

I feel like I'm being unfollowed.
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